Bi-Sexual Borders

Sunday was one big boring day. Ok hockey was fun, but it was the only fun thing that day. I again forgot my backpack at The Harmony! I would have to go pick that up...

On Monday my sister phoned me. She asked me if I would join her for a hockeymatch in the big Amsterdam Stadium! Of course I wanted to come! Cedric would also come along.
Once we got to Amsterdam C and I were acting all crazy. After a 5-5 match we went back to Leiden. There C and I had to dump the goalie bag. We cycled it over to my dad's and left it there. Let's go to the Harmony to pick up my stuff, I thought. So C and I went to the Harmony. It was half past eleven now. There were a couple of people in The Harmony and I knew them all. I immediately ran up to Rens to ask if he had found my backpack. Immediately people started to yell:"Hey how rude of you! You don't even say hi anymore!" I felt uncomfortable. So after I said hi to everyone and got my bag back I wanted to leave. Otherwise mom would really freak out, cause it was a schoolnight. "Hey those people ordered!" John said. C and I looked at each other, but neither of us had ordered a drink. Still there were two beers standing on the bar waiting for us. Ah one drink couldn't harm, but of course one became two etc...
C and I got in a conversation with John. He was talking about his bi-sexuality. It was a serious and interesting conversation. At one point it became even more interesting, cause John was going to tell me WHY he had been mad at me. He said:"You take all of my guys!" I was surprised. "Your guys? Who did I take from you?" I asked. "Jasper," was his answer. I didn't even know John had a crush on Jasper. But I made a deal with John that I would never do anything with Jasper anymore. I said he was also taking my guys from me. John was curious about it. I named Julien and John pretended he had never heard of that name, but he probably knew who I meant. I gave him Jules phonenumber. Now I had taken my revenge on Julien too! I would send a bi-sexual after him! Hah!
John said that with kissing Jordy I made a huge mistake. I would have screwed it up with Louis. Cause Jordy and Louis were buddies and I was taking Jordy from Louis. John said I'd better apologize to Louis, meanwhile he would show C the backdoor of The Harmony. I apologized to Louis. Louis said that John shouldn't be selling that much crap. But John had assured me that I didn't want to get in a fight with two evil faggets.
All the sudden mom was standing in front of the window. No kidding it was 2 o'clock already! But before we left I had to confess to John he was the hottest fagget I had seen. I said that if he wanted to hook up with my little brother, he had my permission. On one condition: I could have Frank, without getting in any kind of mess with him. John agreed.

At home C was in total panic. He showed me the text messages John had sent him. "He even tried to kiss me!" C said. I was rolling on the floor from laughing. John was now after C!