Spaghetti & A Fake Brother

After a long schoolday and a night at work I was driving stressful to Broadway. There I would meet Dennis and Martijn. Of course we went to The Harmony to have a beer.
When we were there and had caught up Jeroen, the bartender, came up and said:"So who are you gonna kiss tonight?" I asked how much money they had bet on which person. Jeroen left and now Thom ran to our table. He put 40 cents on the table and said: "Sandwich." I picked up the 40 cents and went up to the bar, put down the 40 cents and said: "Sandwich, Louis in between you guys." (Louis is a 45 year-old man, who is gay). The 4 of them laughed. The 7 of us were the only persons left at the bar. Louis asked which guy I was going to take home tonight. He said I'd better not take Dennis, cause he would have a small penis and I also couldn't pick Martijn, cause his taste for fashion was too worse. I had enough of all the talking and went up to my guys, who were sitting at a table. But all the sudden Jeroen said something about "langlaufen" and I just had to go to the bar. Jordy was curious about my last night with Thom. I said Thom het performed alright, but he still had a problem. Everyone at the bar was listening with interest and discussions started. Till there was a moment. Jeroen asked:"Do you deepthroat?" Before I could answer the question, Thom answered it:"No she can't!" I reacted kind of rude and said:"But Thom you can't suck a cock that isn't hard." Thom couldn't say another word. While I was getting high fives from Louis and Jeroen. Thom wanted me to sign a contract which said that we would never have sex again. We both signed it. Louis said I could better go home with Jordy. And that Jordy had a real dick. Jordy didn't say a word. I said I couldn't do that. Jordy was "my fake brother". "Ah that's not really true," he said. He grabbed my hands and put them around his waste. Martijn and Dennis went home.
Jeroen asked me:"How many of the bartenders have you kissed?" "Just 2, Jasper and John.""Those two probably want to have a threesome with you," he said, "Just wait, in about fifteen minutes John will be here and then you can ask him."
Fifteen minutes later, John really walked in! It scared me a little. He was together with Ruben.
I went home en Jordy came along. Eventually we wqent to his place. He lives in a house on Broadway. Thom lives nextdoor...
We were in his livingroom and I don't know how it happened, but all the sudden we were kissing. I stopped immediately when I realised what I was doing. I had to think about Yorick and so did he. So we stopped and said next to each other... quietly...
I fell asleep on the couch and when I woke up I knew I had to go home. I woke up Jordy to tell him I was leaving. Before I knew it we were kissing again. I just acted along, but when he wanted to take off my shirt I stopped again. Jordy said I wanted him too bad, but that couldn't do it. But wasn't I the one who stopped? Was Jordy playing a psycologic game here? It confused me... I went outside took my bicycle and went home. It was 5 o'clock in the morning and I ran into Tim and Daniel...